"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
Joshua Henry, Colin Donnell and Sutton Foster, from the musical Violet (x)
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
There he go
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America
HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO
Reblogging for that last comment
The farts in our tarrts
i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man
Giant Gummi Bear dropped into boiling Potassium Chlorate
I love his reaction
like, “Yeah bitches we gonna do some sciOH SHIT TOO MUCH SCIENCE ABORT ABORT FUCK”
TOO MUCH SCIENCE